Top Ten Reasons Crows are Cooler Than Ravens

1.      On a midnight dreary, crows have better things to do than flutter about croaking “Nevermore.”

2.      A group of crows is called a murder.  A group of ravens is merely an unkindness. 

3.      Ravens croak, whereas crows utter a more refined “Caw, caw.”

4.      Scarecrows are creepy.  A “scareraven” just sounds ridiculous.

5.      Crows are smaller than ravens, making them easier to smuggle under one’s coat.

6.      No one ever drives you crazy by asking “Why is a crow like a writing desk?”

7.      Every pirate ship has a crow’s nest.  But a pirate ship with a raven’s nest has a pest control problem. 

8.      Making a bully eat crow is fun.  Making a bully eat a raven is just cruel (to the raven).

9.      Ravens have a longer life expectancy than crows, who live fast and die young.

10.  A crow would never be caught dead with a name like “Mortimer”.